SKETCH "LOG LINE" An ordinary day at McDonalds, after the fast food giant's merger with the ‘International Macrobiotic Shiatsu Society’, that is - "Did Somebody Say Macrobiotic McDonalds?"

SKETCH EXCERPT   (DISS. TO:  INTERIOR OF MCDONALDS. MOTHER PICKS UP TRAY W/ FRIES, HAPPY MEAL & ACTION FIGURE. LEAFY GREENS PROTRUDE OUT OF HAPPY MEAL, ACTION FIGURE IS A GIRL W/ A CAULIFLOWER HEAD HOLDING A SURF BOARD. CHILD IS WHINING & THROWING A TANTRUM) MOTHER You stop that whining right now! You wanted to come to McDonalds! CHILD I know. But I don’t want barley and watercress, Mommy. I don’t want it! MOTHER (pulling child up by arm) I said stop it, Young Lady! Barley’s good for you. And I know you like Cauliflower Surfer Girl? (MIKE, 40, STROLLS WALL BY ENTRANCE, OBSERVING PLAQUES) CHILD (O.C.) No! I wanted Parsnip Venom Girl. MOTHER (O.C.) Next time honey. Next time. FIRST PLAQUE: “How Much Pleasure You Take In Acquiring Worldly Goods! But to Find Happiness You Must Give Them All Up.” -Ashtavakra Gita 18:2 (MIKE TILTS HEAD - “POINT TAKEN”) SECOND PLAQUE: “DID YOU KNOW?” TOP: “5% of your Daily Diet Should Include Sea Vegetables Like Nori, Hijiki, Wakame and Kombu?” - PICTURE OF SEAWEEDS - BOTTOM: “M” LOGO & TEXT: “Did Somebody Say Macrobiotics!” (MIKE PUCKERS LIPS & NODS - “THAT SOUNDS ABOUT RIGHT”) THIRD PLAQUE: TOP: “McDonalds merges with International Macrobiotic Shiatsu Society.” BOTTOM: “i’m lovin’ it!”