SKETCH "LOG LINE" Soon to be standard on all cars - a tranquil "waterfall alert" replaces the traditional, hellraising car horn "honk alert" and an advanced computer simulation fembot voice uses a gentle, soothing tongue to transform harsh road exchanges into civil communication.

SKETCH EXCERPT **This is a clip of the SIMULATION VOICE (DISS. TO:   GIRLS IN A CONVERTIBLE PASS GUY ON HIGHWAY. THEY FLASH HIM & GESTURE SEXUALLY... HE CRUDELY WIGGLES HIS TONGUE AT THEM, BUCKS HIS HIPS & HONKS HIS HORN - THE HONK JOLTS THE GIRLS, THEY SCOUR & DRIVE OFF. FRUSTRATED, HE PUNCHES HORN) (REWIND SCENE:  GIRLS DRIVE BY, FLASHING GUY AGAIN. GUY IS THIS TIME DIRECTING HIS CRUDE GESTURES INTO THE HORN’S RECEIVER AS THE GIRLS BECOME IMMERSED & TURNED ON BY THE WATERFALLS) SIMULATION VOICE A remarkable image you so kindly share with a fellow driver.. However, I find it difficult to fully appreciate the splendor of your bosoms, while also keeping a safe eye on the road.. Oh! I have an extraodinary idea. The exit for Clark's Truck Stop is just a few hundred yards on the right. Why don't we safely continue our ventures there, with parked cars? (GIRLS QUICKLY MERGE & TAKE EXIT - GUY GRINS & FOLLOWS AFTER)