SKETCH "LOG LINE" The episodic adventures of a perfectly normal teenaged girl, Chelsea Thompson, and her "clinically normal" family. Her dad, Mitchell, is an "overprotective lunatic". Her mom, Lori, is a "paranoid crackpot". And her brother, Jason, has "Compulsive Impulsiveness Disorder".

SKETCH EXCERPT (various episodes) JINGLE VOICE It’s The.. “Clinically Normal” Thompson Family Where everyone’s “Clinically Normal” There’s Lori Thompson-- CHELSEA THOMPSON That’s my mom - she’s a Paranoid Crackpot-- JINGLE VOICE But she’s still “Clinically Normal” And there’s Mitchell Thompson-- * * * (LORI SCREAMS, SLAMS HAND ON TABLE & SHAKES IT LIKE IT’S POSSESSED) LORI THOMPSON AHHH!!! MITCHELL!! WHAT IS IT?!! IS IT CANCER??!! IT IS CANCER!! MITCHELL THOMPSON Honey, no, it’s not cancer. Cancer doesn’t look like that. LORI THOMPSON HOW DO YOU KNOW?!! IT COULD BE IN THE EARLY STAGES!! IT COULD BE A NEW CANCER!! HOW DO YOU KNOW?!! CHELSEA THOMPSON Mom, it’s just your birthmark. * * * (MITCHELL MARCHES TO TREE WHILE SCREAMING AT IT) MITCHELL THOMPSON HEY, TREE!! DON’T YOU LOOK AT MY WIFE LIKE THAT!! I LOVE HER!! DON’T YOU SNEAK GLANCES AT HER!! SHE’S MY WIFE!! SHE’S NOT A SHOWGIRL!! SHE’S NOT HERE FOR YOUR CHEAP THRILLS!! (MITCHELL THROWS HIMSELF AT TREE & STARTS BEATING HIS FISTS AT THE TRUNK - HE RIPS A CHUNK OF BARK OFF, ETC...)