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THE COOL BLACK GUY
 


 

SKETCH "LOG LINE"

Jerome, a white guy with a split personality of acting both "Black" and "White" (and "Renaissance White"), drives white girl, Sara, crazy with lust when he's acting Black, and cold as a stone when he's acting White or "Renaissance White" . 
But WHY the split personality..??

 

SKETCH EXCERPT


JEROME
(on cell, talking to "D")
Say what?? Aw naw, you know Ima be givin’ her my stuff raw as hell boy. Ya know what I’M SAYIN’??! Aight D, Ima bounce. Dis bitch’s ass be just twitchin’ n’ tryin’ to call out to me. Peace.

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JEROME
(to his girl, in his "Rennaissance personality)
NO! Don’t go my long-tailed pheasant! Doth thou know not that I’d die in one short twinkling wilst out thine love?! So why dost thou still sprout wings of abandoment?!