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THE REPRESSED MIDDLE-CLASS HUSBAND
 


 

SKETCH "LOG LINE"

David is a docile, middle-aged suburbanite who is too meek to stand up to anyone, including his own wife. But when pushed to the brink, he unleashes a second self to handle his confrontations - a raving, homicidal maniac! But when he returns to normalcy, the suburbanite world around him does too.

 

 

SKETCH EXCERPT


(...DAVID SHOVES DOOWICKY, HE FALLS FLAT ON HIS BACK, THEN DAVID JUMPS OUT OF THE CAR ONTO DOOWICKY’S CHEST, GRABS HIS GUN, STARTS WAVING IT AROUND LIKE A MADMAN)


DAVID
I SWEAR TO F--KING CHRIST IF EITHER OF YOU TWO SCUM-SUCKING WHORES MOVE ONE INCH, I’LL BLAST YOU BOTH SO FAR DOWN TO CHINA YOU’LL BE WORKING IN A MALAYSIAN CRACKHOUSE STARTUP, SPEAKING
'BAHASA KEBANGSAAN'!!!!


(DAVID JUMPS BACK IN VAN WHILE ROARING... ALL IS QUIET. THEN DAVID YELPS W/ CHILDISH GLEE & SITS BACK UP IN DRIVER’S SEAT)


DAVID
Oh wonderful.. Hey Officer, I found my license
and registration.