SKETCH "LOG LINE" Former spokesman for Levitra’s "4-hour erection warning" blows the whistle on Levitra and reveals the true side effects of the medication.

SKETCH EXCERPT   WHISTLEBLOWER Although this next side effect only applies to men with penises under 8 inches in length, it is so horrific that I will describe it nonetheless. You may find in taking the contemptible Levitra product, that your once tiny and flacid penis will grow to a staggering 9 to 12 inches in length, with the thickness of your wife’s fist... If you are one of the unfortunate victims to have your once acorn-sized penis bottle rocket to this atypical, enormous, and dreadfully awe-inspiring size, I beg you to check into the nearest emergency room, immediately, while the effects are still reversible.